Saturday, April 30, 2011

Things Learned

I was just taking a bit of a break from household duties when I came across a list of things doctors (nurses, and other medical personnel) learn from their various patients. They can be found at this blog.

1) Never, ever leave flashlights, beer bottles or any other long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it… and it will somehow impale its way up your rectum.
2) Always do woodwork with your skillsaw before using meth.
3) White latex paint, despite being luxuriously thick and creamy, does not coat your stomach and provide relief like pepto bismol does.
4) If you have taken 7 home pregnancy tests, and they’re all positive, when you come into the emergency department… chances are our test will come back positive too.

I only included the first 4 here, if you want to read them all go to this blog.